Phat Damon!

So I browsed E! Online today and found this:

The folks at E! said it’s Matt Damon.? THE Matt Damon from Bourne Identity.? Rings any bell?? The cute guy from Ocean’s Eleven.? Really?? No clue?? Well whatever.? You can stay longer in that denial phase because I stayed in mine for like 20 minutes just to let the image sink in, while muttering to myself: “It’s not Matt Damon. It’s Mr. Wells from next door.? It’s not Matt Damon.”

My good friend Jack and my boyfriend has always been Matt Damon’s fans.? They watched The Bourne Identity over and over again like Joey, Ross and Chandler watches Die Hard.? Jack even said that he has a man-crush on Matt Damon despite the fact that he’s straight.? Mr. Boyfriend agrees with Jack and told me I should assess who my woman-crush is.? When I say Ellen DeGeneres, they winced and said, “You should find somebody sexier.? Ellen is no crush material.? Angelina Jolie is.”

What is it with men and Angelina Jolie?

Oh whatever!? I’m so gonna send this picture to Mr. Boyfriend and Jack’s Blackberries.? Talk about a lunch surprise.? HAHA!

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June 26 2008 02:26 pm | Celebrity and Entertainment